<@Viss> go there and hit refresh a few times ;b
<@cuervo> mustard never poop into toilet paper
     when being chased
<@cuervo> awesome.
<@Viss> reehehee

z0karma: dude, it is fucking *hard* to open wine
     with a corckscrew.
z0karma: -c.
Morph: you need practice, and the fact that you've
     typed cock so many times that it came out
     corckscrew is sad.
z0karma: ...
z0karma: bite me. :P

Morph: i've seen it ;P
chugworth is great
z0karma: http://www.chugworth.com/comic.php?id=5
     hahahaha
z0karma: fucking a, like I don't have enough
     webcomics to keep up on.
Morph: did you see pa's history of pacman? :P
z0karma: wasn't that vg-cats?
Morph: no
z0karma: pacman -> ms. pacman -> gay blowjobs?
Morph: yes ;P
z0karma: yeah. that was vgc, dude.
Morph: no dude
Morph: penny arcade
z0karma: don't make me pwn you like I pwned that
     guru guy.
Morph: i'm sure of it.
Morph: though not as sure as i was a minute ago
Morph: in fact i think you may be right
Morph: but i'm checking anyway
z0karma: pwned. :P
z0karma:
     http://www.vgcats.com/comics/?strip_id=136
z0karma: uberpwned. :P
Morph: don't make me hack you.
z0karma: noob. :P
Morph: that's it
Morph: i'm fucking pwning your site
z0karma: hahaha.

<cuervo> what's blue and sits in the corner?
<CodeFOXX> dunno
<cuervo> a dead baby.
<CodeFOXX> how did it get in the corner?
<cuervo> where else would I put my dead babies?
<CodeFOXX> i dunno
<CodeFOXX> u tell me
<MissLaVey> in a bag
<`Square> do u guys mind?
<`Square> i got a 6 day old baby next to me O_o
<`Square> and iam eating
<CompWizrd> eating baby?
<`Square> CompWizrd, erm no
<cuervo> what's it seasoned with?
* CompWizrd highfives cuervo
<xsiq> how good would baby be?
<xsiq> eating-wise
<xsiq> with their cute lil fatty asses

<datamorph> i always forget how good that stuff
     states
<datamorph> tastes
<cuervo> ...
<cuervo> how the fuck?
<datamorph> lysdexia.
<cuervo> dude, that's worse than lysdexia.
<cuervo> that's like hyperdylsexia.
<datamorph> eh
<datamorph> it'i only put one letter in the wrong
     place, bitch.
<datamorph> actually i think it's becaues this
     keyboard is mostly fucked
<datamorph> i need a new one
<cuervo> yeah, but the wrong place is one place
     over, you put it in
  another zip code.
<cuervo> your typo actually managed to enter
     hyperspace.
<datamorph> you sukc
<datamorph> ..
<cuervo> ...
<datamorph> goddamnit.
<datamorph> FUCK YOU.
<datamorph> just, FUCK YOU.
<datamorph> ;P
* cuervo drops to the floor and holds his sides to
     keep them from
  exploding from laughing so goddamned hard.

<@Viss> know what happens when you get a large
     amount of electricity up
  the peestream?
<@cuervo> urinary tract discomfort?

<HiTech> im still smartre then almost everyone on
     this fucking planet

<@cuervo> hmm
<@datamorph> indeed.
<@cuervo> i just goatsebombed the
  toilet.
<@cuervo> whee.
<@datamorph> erm. ;P
<@cuervo> i actually achieved vertical
  lift.
<@datamorph> hahah
<@datamorph> due to volume or pressure?
<@cuervo> both.
<@datamorph> you musta made a nice splat when you
     came back down.
* @cuervo nods
<@cuervo> the voice of satan himself came from
     within my bowels.
<@datamorph> neat.
<@cuervo> yeah.
<@cuervo> he said "ew!"

--- JOIN #2600: asjdkfl
 
     (~asjdkfl@adsl-69-104-70-42.dsl.irvnca.pacbell.net)
<asjdkfl> anyone around
<cuervo> asjdkfl: a/s/l?
<asjdkfl> anyone in #hackers...need invite
<asjdkfl> wtf does it matter - this a teen chat?
<cuervo> yes :-/
<cuervo> 14/f/ca
<asjdkfl> y 2600
<cuervo> cuz there are kute boyz!!!!11
--- PART #2600: asjdkfl
 
     (~asjdkfl@adsl-69-104-70-42.dsl.irvnca.pacbell.net)
<cuervo> hahahahahahaha.

*** You are now talking to channel #2600
<cuervo> I'll kill you all.
<cuervo> whoops, wrong channel.
<cuervo> oh, wait, #2600.
<cuervo> I'll kill you all.