What I did on my vacation from reality

<goldfish> The most private thing I'm willing to
     admit here is:
<goldfish> i deliberately manuever my mountain
     bike over potholes,
  cracks, and rough terrain because the impact
     feels like being punched in the
  cunt.
<goldfish> i love people
<cuervo> ...
<cuervo> what the FUCK.
<sev>
 
     HAHAHAHAHAHashahHaHAHaHAHAhaHAHahahahHAZhAHAQHahAHAHsiBHVFIOWEHFIHhahaha

<@Jaundizm> im not like you rroot, im not an ass
     seeking dick missle

<Kamakize> Hrrrmph in a sad sick way this is
     funny..
<Kamakize> * Now talking in #neworleans
<Kamakize> * Topic is '<asm[wrk]> *** NewOrleans
     has quit IRC (Excess Flood)'
<Kamakize> * Set by
     flyback!flyback@c-24-3-14-220.hsd1.pa.comcast.net
     on Wed Aug

MrBigglesPimp: god damnit
MrBigglesPimp: accident is a turd
Cuervo: speaking of well-documented facts.
MrBigglesPimp: he made a joke about his cock and a
     picture thereof
MrBigglesPimp: and then he's like
MrBigglesPimp: go here
MrBigglesPimp: and posts a link
MrBigglesPimp: and i'm like yea right
MrBigglesPimp: and he's like nono its a joke go
     look
MrBigglesPimp: well the joke
MrBigglesPimp: was a PICTURE OF HIS DONG
Cuervo: ahahahahahahaha
MrBigglesPimp: i had to wash my eyes with bleach
MrBigglesPimp: god
Cuervo: bahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
MrBigglesPimp: yeah it's pretty funny
MrBigglesPimp: ;P
MrBigglesPimp: he's like SEE
MrBigglesPimp: THERES A FRECKLE ON IT
MrBigglesPimp: and i'm like GREAT
MrBigglesPimp: GOD
MrBigglesPimp: MY FUCKING EYES
Cuervo: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
jack@moron:~$ cat >> addme
MrBigglesPimp: long story short
MrBigglesPimp: now accidents dong is going to be
     my sig on slashdot
Cuervo: BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA(*%#)!*#%!!!!

<chrak:#b4b0> im going to use ip-relay to call my
     probation officer

<@Viss> know what happens when you get a large
     amount of electricity up
  the peestream?
<@cuervo> urinary tract discomfort?

 StrzWork: What if God played acro
 StrzWork: acronym = PWIR
 StrzWork: God's answer - Jesus Is Lord
 StrzWork: God: 50 pts

Morph:
     http://www.thaumatocracy.com/news/?page_id=7&img=/images/best_picture_ever.jpg
Morph: seriously
Morph: fucking christ.
cuervo: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

<datamorph> it's sort of a stupid contest
<datamorph> it's like racing in a honda civic

<@goldfish> did i show you the penis wrapped in
     tinfoil?
<@goldfish> i told the guy that the tinman was
     sexy
<@cuervo> wtf?!
<@goldfish>
     http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v25/goldfish/Image011.jpg
<@wolven> goldfish: http://tinyurl.com/a9c4n
<@cuervo> BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA