What I did on my vacation from reality

datamorph: brb, hooking up monitor

< iEneergE> are both speakers on the bottom of the
     phone suppose to be identical in volume?
< iEneergE> the right speaker on mine sounds like
     it doesn't even work.  I covered the left one and
     couldn't hardly hear anything.
< iEneergE> I cover right one and its the same
< iEneergE> is that normal ?
< arosania> iEneergE: one is a speaker. the other
     is the mic.
<+cuervo> bahaha.

< pastortom> iphone
<+cuervo> pastortom: yes. this is #iphone. you
     have successfully 
                navigated the internet.
< pastortom> cuervo, here, have this cup..
< pastortom> guess what the cup says
<+cuervo> !o cuervo
-!- mode/#iphone [+o cuervo] by iWicked
<@cuervo> what's it say?
<@cuervo> :P
< pastortom> it says "your so cute cuervo I wanna
     hug youu"
< pastortom> *blush*
-!- mode/#iphone [-o cuervo] by cuervo
<+cuervo> ehehehehe

Cuervo: I wonder what'd happen if one MP pulled
     over another MP.
Girlface: They'd kiss.

Adi: Ewww, my fluffy thing's all wet!

Vissago: oh
Vissago: i made up a new drink
Vissago: you might want to cruise down for this.
Vissago: we call it 'shiny'
Cuervo: ?
Vissago: (mostly so that lisa drinks it)
Cuervo: bahahahaha

Cuervo[0]: military police.
datamorph: that's what you're donig?
Cuervo[0]: yeah.
datamorph: you?
Cuervo[0]: yeah.
datamorph: as a cop?
Cuervo[0]: yeah.
datamorph: aren't you usually more on the supply
     side of crime?

MrBigglesPimp: god damnit
MrBigglesPimp: accident is a turd
Cuervo: speaking of well-documented facts.
MrBigglesPimp: he made a joke about his cock and a
     picture thereof
MrBigglesPimp: and then he's like
MrBigglesPimp: go here
MrBigglesPimp: and posts a link
MrBigglesPimp: and i'm like yea right
MrBigglesPimp: and he's like nono its a joke go
     look
MrBigglesPimp: well the joke
MrBigglesPimp: was a PICTURE OF HIS DONG
Cuervo: ahahahahahahaha
MrBigglesPimp: i had to wash my eyes with bleach
MrBigglesPimp: god
Cuervo: bahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
MrBigglesPimp: yeah it's pretty funny
MrBigglesPimp: ;P
MrBigglesPimp: he's like SEE
MrBigglesPimp: THERES A FRECKLE ON IT
MrBigglesPimp: and i'm like GREAT
MrBigglesPimp: GOD
MrBigglesPimp: MY FUCKING EYES
Cuervo: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
jack@moron:~$ cat >> addme
MrBigglesPimp: long story short
MrBigglesPimp: now accidents dong is going to be
     my sig on slashdot
Cuervo: BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA(*%#)!*#%!!!!

cuervo: buttplugs, BUTTPLUGS!
cuervo: anal beads.
cuervo: also buttplugs.
cuervo: cup plug? NO! buttplug!
cuervo: butt rug? NO! buttplug!
cuervo: mud mug? NO! buttplug!
cuervo: gut glug? NO! buttplug!
cuervo: gun hug? NO! buttplug!
cuervo: mutt chug? NO! buttplug!
cuervo: dig dug? NO! buttplug!
cuervo: chugalug? NO! buttplug!
cuervo: bull pug? NO! buttplug!
cuervo: gutterslut? NO! buttplug!
cuervo: sardines, ugh? NO! buttplug!
cuervo: tubgirl bug? NO! buttplug!
cuervo: fnord lug? NO! buttplug!
cuervo: butter slug? NO! buttplug!
cuervo: cut a rug? NO! buttplug!
cuervo: hey lady, nice jugs? NO! buttplug!
cuervo: in closing, buttplug, buttplug,
     buttplugalug.
datamorph: yeah.
datamorph: you have big fricking issues
datamorph: especially considering you typed that
     out on a sidekick
cuervo: hahahaha

November: you bust tonight
November: busy
Cuervo[0]: why?
Cuervo[0]: I was just running around IRC saying
     "boner taco" a lot, I guess that probably means
     I'm not busy.