What I did on my vacation from reality

So, after a conversation on EFNet’s #iPhone:

13:47 < etnom_bar> But i think i will go to the sister bar.
13:47 < @cuervo> heh
13:47 < @cuervo> warbarring.
13:48 < @cuervo> warbarhopping? someone help me out here.
13:48 < @khuong> haa
13:48 < @khuong> sounds like manbearpig butchering.
13:48 < etnom_bar> Omallys and omallys 2
13:48 < @khuong> war bar hopping would be intense though..
13:48 < @cuervo> I still have no idea who or what manbearpig is. as far as I can
                figure, it's some fat dude on the radio in LA or something.
13:49 < @cuervo> shit yeah. you could make a drinking game out of it.
13:49 < @khuong> how to crap wep/wpa drunk..
13:49 < @khuong> yeah it'd be fun.
13:49 < @khuong> crack*
13:49 < @khuong> crap lol
13:49 < etnom_bar> Have done it. Hit every bar in town. Made a big circle.
13:49 < @cuervo> you have to take a shot or down a beer for every open network
                someone finds. two if they crack the encryption.
13:50 < @cuervo> if they airpwn it and inject goatse everywhere, you have to
                pick a fight with the bouncer(s).
13:50 < @khuong> LMAO
13:50 < @cuervo> +10 if it's the bar's AP.
13:50 < DoW-Targe> that actually sounds like fun !
13:51 < @cuervo> I'm going to have to draft some rules.
13:51 < @khuong> cuervo:  you tube this.
13:51 < @cuervo> brb.

So, here are my first-draft rules for Warbarhopping.

1. For each unencrypted and uncloaked wireless network encountered, all players must down a shot.
2. Any player who breaks the encryption on a discovered network may order another shot for any player.
3. Any “damage” done to the network — e.g., redirecting all images to pictures of Bush flipping you off — must be undone within a reasonable period of time. It is not recommended to actually redirect all images to Goatse as the wireless network may be owned by a little old lady who had her grandson set it up for her. Unless you’re an asshole.
4. Wireless network detectors — watches, keyfobs, etcetera — may be used in lieu of laptops.
5. If the bar itself has a wireless network, it is not in play, but may be used to download code, tools, porn, and directions to the next bar. Of course, if you’re even considering playing this, odds are you know how to get at least the directions (and porn) on your phone.