What I did on my vacation from reality

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October 25, 2007

I’m a jerk.

Oh teh noes, Cal-ee-for-nyuh is on fires!

I feel like I should be using my vast powers of intarwebs to help unite and mobilize all of America to come to the aid of California.

Instead, I’m just going to say that celebrities are stupid.

People, why the hell do you care what Jamie Lee Curtis thinks?

(By the way, yes, my apartment is most likely rubble.)




October 24, 2007

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

12:26 pm — The roof is on fire




October 22, 2007

Uh-oh.

10:55 pm — stuff that sucks

Well, I’ve been told to evacuate my home, due to the growing fires in the area. I’m now camped out in a hotel room about an hour from home with a couple other Marines from my unit, waiting for the all-clear.

My primary email will be down for a while, but I can still be reached at <jack.cuervo@gmail.com>.