WTF
From: M&M'S BrandReply-To: M&M'S Brand To: cuervo.mm@zerokarma.homeunix.org Subject: Join the M&M'S© Brand in Supporting Susan G. Komen for the Cure!
You know those commercials where people turn into M&M’s candy to the tune of some irritatingly catchy music? It was something about finding your inner M&M, or some stupid shit like that, with a link to a site that lets you create an M&M that looks like you. I went and created my little guy, forgot about it, and now I get stupid emails from a candy bar company. I went through the routine to remove myself from the list (hey, it’s a big company, it might work), but we’ll see.
[...] Remember me saying how M&M suddenly started spamming me? Yeah, the unsubscribe thing didn’t work. I’m still getting spam from them. [...]