Problem: Girlfriend leaves early in the morning, keeps hitting snooze button, snooze button goes off five minutes after she leaves, wakes me up, eventually.
- Geek response
- Eventually wake up. Turn off alarm clock. Drink a beer, go back to sleep.
- Marine response
- Tear alarm clock out of wall. Remove wall from building. Remove building. Remove surrounding block. Drink sole surviving local bar dry, go back to sleep.
- Geek Marine response
- Rewire alarm clock to replace snooze functionality with phone call to pager number of local drill instructor. Drink six local bars dry, go back to sleep.
I took the middle ground and simply removed the contacts on the snooze button.